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Funny Gifts for Dad!

Father’s Day is the perfect time to test the old man!  For your whole life, he put up a tough exterior to keep you from worrying.  The big guy stood tall with a stone face and showed no emotion.  Take a look at our collection of Funny Gifts for Dad, and see if he’ll crack a smile, laugh, or cry when you surprise him with one of our items!


Time is precious to a man.  The football game starts at a certain hour and the beers must be ice cold.  Keep your father on schedule with one of these spiffy Novelty Watches!  These watches range from funny to psychedelic.  A Dali Watch may send your father into the Twilight Zone, but at least he’ll be on time.  As for the drinks, get the party started with a Bottle Opener Ring.  These novelty rings feature fun designs and can remove bottle caps in an instant.  Make dad’s life easier with one of these fun gifts!


The theme of drinks continues with our Liquor Dispensers.  Every party amenity plays a part in the party’s success.  These funny dispensers show a little boy, an old geezer, and Santa Clause taking a whiz.  Once the drinks start to kick in, everyone will find these drinking gifts to be the funniest things in the world.  After a night of drinking, the old man may be due for a pit stop at the restroom.  Keep his bathroom equipped with our Novelty Toilet Paper.  Leave a campaign trail of a different kind on these hilarious sheets of toilet tissue!


Your search for the perfect present stops at our collection of Funny Gifts for Dad!

Birthday Gifts Worth the Admission!

There is always a birthday around the corner.  Whether it’s your friend, brother, cousin, or pet iguana, someone’s special day is always close by.  But, special is an understatement!  Birthdays remind us of how much time we got left, and that question can take you a number of paths.  It’s up to you to keep that question on the backburner, and you can do this by picking out an awesome Birthday Gift!


Birthday gifts for all ages are available!  Calm down a midlife crisis with a 40th Birthday Gift.  All the old and midlife jokes are covered with these funny gifts.  Old Fart Slippers are hilarious, and the Pecker Detector will bring the house down.  50th Birthday Gifts follow the same theme, while the 30th Birthday Gifts feature a number of personalized items.  The ages go up, but the healthy immaturity always stays the same!


Funny Birthday Gifts are a sure recipe for a memorable day!  Novelty Mugs are always a great choice.  They provide a timely chuckle during a tasty beverage.  Our Liquor Dispensers are for adults, but they’re sure to bring out the childish humor that keeps life fun and bearable.  These dispensers all share a common theme.  Here’s a guess: running water helps.  Birthdays should be fun, and they will be with a funny gift!


Birthdays come around once a year, but everyone has one!  Keep things fresh and liven up the celebration with one of our Birthday Gifts!