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Birthday Gifts Worth the Admission!

There is always a birthday around the corner.  Whether it’s your friend, brother, cousin, or pet iguana, someone’s special day is always close by.  But, special is an understatement!  Birthdays remind us of how much time we got left, and that question can take you a number of paths.  It’s up to you to keep that question on the backburner, and you can do this by picking out an awesome Birthday Gift!


Birthday gifts for all ages are available!  Calm down a midlife crisis with a 40th Birthday Gift.  All the old and midlife jokes are covered with these funny gifts.  Old Fart Slippers are hilarious, and the Pecker Detector will bring the house down.  50th Birthday Gifts follow the same theme, while the 30th Birthday Gifts feature a number of personalized items.  The ages go up, but the healthy immaturity always stays the same!


Funny Birthday Gifts are a sure recipe for a memorable day!  Novelty Mugs are always a great choice.  They provide a timely chuckle during a tasty beverage.  Our Liquor Dispensers are for adults, but they’re sure to bring out the childish humor that keeps life fun and bearable.  These dispensers all share a common theme.  Here’s a guess: running water helps.  Birthdays should be fun, and they will be with a funny gift!


Birthdays come around once a year, but everyone has one!  Keep things fresh and liven up the celebration with one of our Birthday Gifts!

Don’t Look Down: Gifts for those Over the Hill!

There comes a time when one sit-up turns into mission impossible.  At some point in your life the hair on your chest will be fuller than the hair on your head.  For you, that might not have come yet, but you definitely know someone that’s past their prime.  As a birthday gift or a gift just for the sake of giving, give Over the Hill Gift to that special someone who is standing off with old age!


Over the Hill Gifts should be lighthearted and funny.  Laughing is the best way for soon to be old timers to burn off those potbelly calories.  The Too Young to be Old Mug and Cap are used to help embrace old age with that clever phrase.  For devious laughs, get the Pecker Detector that will help those guys with big stomachs find where their manhood has gone over the years.  Couple that with the Potty Night Light that makes the toilet seat glow in the dark, and he will never miss the seat again.  Give them a funny reminder with the Old Fart Slippers stuffed with whoopee cushions.  Now you can fart and laugh without holding your nose.


A midlife crisis calls for some throwback laughter!  Our collection of 40th and 50th Birthday Gifts is sure to snap any moping birthday boy out of a funk.  Personalized gifts demonstrate great consideration on the part of the giver.  We have Personalized Birthday Champagne Labels and a Personalized Birthday NY Times Jigsaw Puzzle that can be customized with special messages or commemoration of certain dates.  For the woman looking back up that hill, make them feel young again with a 40th or 50th Birthday Tiara that will bring back childhood fantasies of being swept off her feet by prince charming.  The What a Year it Was! Yearbook Anniversary/ Birthday Book celebrates the year of your choice with rare photos and illustrations that represent that year.  For the history buffs, our selection of New York Times historic Newspaper Gifts offer personalized issues and famous reprints.  All of these gifts are available for 40th and 50th birthdays and will please the recipients beyond measure!


Being over the hill is not so bad with our hilarious gifts!