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Decision 2012 — Which Funny Political Gifts to Buy?

This is a highly charged political year.  And with the constant talk of primaries and polls, come the political jokes. Political discourse goes hand in hand with political satire. You may not be a Jon Stewart or a Bill Maher, but you’ll be able to get a few laughs of your own by clicking here to see some funny political gifts.

Either side of the aisle can benefit from a good laugh during these high tension days.  You may take issue with the current administration–not exactly feeling Obamacare or his foreign policy.  If that’s the case, you will take twisted joy out of using Barack Obama toilet paper.  Click here to check out that political gift.  No better way to stick it to the man than by using his face as toilet paper.

If you’re getting antsy watching the calendar, waiting for the inevitable day in which Barack Obama is denied a second term, then the Barack Obama countdown clock is calling out for you.  Set to January 20, 2013, this countdown clock lets you know just how much longer you have to endure wasteful government spending and socialized healthcare.  As you are watching the clock tick down, you may have some residual frustrations.  Relieve these frustrations with an Obama Punching Bag.  Visit here to check out all the features of the punching bag.

Since satire knows no political party, we have some political gifts for the democrats, as well.  Go here to check out the Mitt Romney toilet paper, which promises both cathartic and physical relief.  If you’re fearing what may come from a Romney/Ryan White House, take comfort in defacing Romney’s image.

Back to School with Personalized Backpacks!

Book bag, knapsack, backpack–whatever you call it–those bags are the staple of school days.  And as much as we hate to admit it, school days are upon us once again.  Sure, there are a few precious weeks of summer left–if you’re lucky–but before you know it, it’s time for sitting dutifully in front of a chalkboard.

The right accessories can get a kid excited for school, and back to school shopping can be fun with its promise of a fresh start and new beginnings.  No matter what the previous year was like, or what happened over the summer, everything starts anew come September.  This means it is crucial to do the back to school shopping just right.  If you’re excited about it, the kids will be, too!

Getting a brand new backpack is really something to get excited about.  Sliding fresh notebooks and folders into a completely new backpack is such a wonderful thing.  What’s even more exciting is when it’s a Personalized Backpack.  Think of how much pride of ownership your kid can have when his or her name is written directly on it.  This Child’s Personalized Backpack is nothing short of fun, with its plethora of designs to choose from.

The Personalized Lunch Box is the statement piece of the school cafeteria.  No one is going to be stealing your kid’s bologna sandwiches and Hostess cupcakes when you have his or her name written on it.  Forget expensive labels–there’s true pride in having your own name on a bag.